Dr. Evil: How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard.

I'm having it my way!

have gone a little too far. (Bonus points for cleverness, but demerits for making me look at your dog's butt.)

Otherwise, just, you know buy a card or something.

an alien abduction?

So they can now turn an ordinary night into a, um, sexy dance party.

Saline injections for that fresh from the toaster bagel look.

they forget that sometimes one gores the other or one makes burgers out of the other, and simply engage in their strange and beautiful ballet.

I am so freaking tired of squirrels on caffeine!!!!

OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!! KILL IT!!!!